Wilbur Soot – Discord Song (Guitar)

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It's 9pm on a Friday (it's not really)

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And I'm calling my Discord girlfriend

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I turn the webcam away from the hole in my wall

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She doesn't see how much I've broken

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My mum said I can't play Xbox anymore

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So I broke my TV

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My girlfriend's not allowed to see me anymore

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So we talk on Discord calls

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Please listen, darling

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I know it's hard to understand

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But I'm not here forever

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I'm moving on to Team Speak

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I've heard that it's better

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I hope I'm not wrong

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My love

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I love you every time you face turns blue

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And you speak over your microphone

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Although it's only binary

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I think that it's timely that I asked if you'd

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marry me

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On Discord of course

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Not in real life, I'm only fourteen

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We can't get married in real life quite yet

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But I'm sure that I'll love you

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For at least another two years or four years

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If you're American, it's only 16 here

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Darling, I won't be here forever

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Hope you understand it's always true

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Teamspeak doesn't have video calling so I

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Can't talk to you

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My love

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I really want you to join me, on Skype too

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I know it's made by Microsoft

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And Microsoft is pretty shit at peddling software nowadays

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But I'm honestly thinking of changing

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I don't like what Discord's become

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Do you know they're adding gaming?

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I don't think that I support it

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It's really bad practice

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And so I'll change to Teamspeak and maybe Skype