Weird Al Yankovic – Ebay (Guitar)

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A used pink bathrobe

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A rare mint snowglobe

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A Smurf TV tray

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I bought on eBay

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My house is filled with this crap

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Shows up in bubble wrap

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Most every day

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What I bought on eBay

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Tell me why I need another pet rock

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Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock

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Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee

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They had it on eBay

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I'll buy your knick-knack

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Just check my feedback

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"A++!" they all say

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They love me on eBay

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Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag

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Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag

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From some guy, I've never met, in Norway

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Found him on eBay

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I am the type who is liable to snipe you

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With two seconds left to go, whoa

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Got PayPal or Visa

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What ever'll please ya

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As long as I've got the dough

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I'll buy your tchotchkes

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Sell me your watch, please

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I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)

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I'm highest bidder now

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Junk keeps arriving in the mail

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From that worldwide garage sale (A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)

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Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray

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I bought it on eBay

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Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox

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Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks

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Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre)

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Found it on eBay

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Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster

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Pez dispensers and a toaster

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Don't know why, the kind of stuff you'd throw away

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I'll buy on eBay

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What I bought on eBay