Weird Al Yankovic – Dont Wear Those Shoes (Guitar)

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[Intro] G D G D G D A x4 [Verse 1]
G D     G           A
I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair

G   D   G      A                                  Bm
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show

         G               D               A              Bm
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know

   G                     D               A
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy
[Chorus 1]
        G           D          G      D
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

    G      D            A
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes

        G        D              G        D
You can spend my money, you can waste my time

      G       D         A                       G D A
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

                 G D A
Don't wear those shoes
[Verse 2]
G    D G              A
It's alright, you can play your Twisted Sister every night

D A G              A                          Bm
I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my Oreos

         G                     D                A                 Bm
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose

        G                D           A
And you know that I'd do anything to please you
[Chorus 2]
        G           D          G      D
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

    G      D            A
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes

        G          D              G    D
You can spit in my face in you're so inclined

      G       D         A                       G D G D
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

G   D         A
Oh, no, don't wear those shoes

       G   D   G   D   G   D   A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those
[Bridge]
F      C                   G           D
Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed

F         C                G
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat

F       C            G                 D
You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head

F     C                  A
I can learn to live with that
[Chorus 3]
            G           D          G      D
But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees

    G      D             A
Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes

        G        D        G      D
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind

      G       D         A
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those
[Instrumental] G D G D G D A x2
       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes

        G             D                G        D
You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze

    G     D            A
But baby, please don't wear those shoes

        G          D       G     D
You can make me an offer I can't refuse

    G        D            A
But darling, please don't wear those shoes

        G         D                G         D
You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze

    G      D            A
But honey, please don't wear those shoes

          G        D           G            D
You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news

    G       D            A
But please, please don't wear those shoes
[Outro]
       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe

       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe

       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes

       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe