Weird Al Yankovic – Dog Eat Dog (Guitar)
Capo 1
Key
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Chords
[Intro]
| D | C | Am | Am |
| D | C | Am | Am |
[Verse 1]
D C Am Found a job in a great big office D C Am And I, I-I really love this place D C Am I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser D C Am And I, I got a private parking space, ha!
[Pre-Chorus]
C D F G And I, I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it C D F G In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine C D F G Don't even touch it, cause, cause it doesn't belong to you Bb C A And I'm watching you, so don't get funny
[Chorus]
D G C A I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder D G C A Watch out, it's dog eat dog D G C A Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right D G C A Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
Here we go
[Instrumental]
| D | C | Am | Am |
| D | C | Am | Am |
[Verse 2]
D C Am I love to watch my boss get angry D C Am So I can count the veins in his neck, ha! D C Am Every day is like a picnic D C Am Every Friday, get a check
[Pre-Chorus]
C D F G Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day C D F G I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener C D F G Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut Bb C A They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it
[Chorus]
D G C A I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder D G C A Watch out, it's dog eat dog D G C A Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right D G C A Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
[Bridge]
Bm Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening Bm Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here Bm Sometimes I tell myself, this is not my beautiful stapler Bm Sometimes I tell myself, this is not my beautiful chair
[Interlude]
D C Am D C Am No-duddi-duddi-du-du-dudu-eeh, yeah, yeah
Ha! Ha!
[Verse 3]
D C Am Nobody's sure what I do here D C Am And, ha! That's just fine with me D C Am Five o'clock is here much too soon now D C Am Cause I just never wanna leave
[Pre-Chorus]
C D F G I can bend paper clips into the, the shape of small animals C D F G Maybe I could get on, on David Letterman C D F G I-I-I-I think I made a big mistake Bb C A Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper?
[Chorus]
D G C A I, I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now D G C A Watch out, well it's dog eat dog D G C A Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right D G C A Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog
[Outro]
D G C A Watch me work, hey, hey, stand back now D G C A Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog D G C A D Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good G C A Hey, dog eat dog
Here we go
D G C A Doggy doggy dog dog, it's dog eat dog D G C A I said pang-ang-ang-ang-ang, dog eat dog
Woof woof
D G C A Hey hey, dog eat dog D G C A I said, woorlrlrlrl, dog eat dog
Here we go
D G C A Ha, dog eat dog D G C A La-la-la-oo-ooh, dog eat dog D G C A La-la-la, hey-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, dog eat dog D G C A Ruff, ruff, dog eat dog
Dog eat dog
[Outro]
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