Weird Al Yankovic – Callin In Sick (Ukulele)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
Auto-scroll
Speed:
1.0x
Chords
====================
(subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat])
E C G A C B Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time E C G A C B Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm A B C D A Gonna hack and cough and wheeze B C D Swear I've got some strange disease A B C D What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey...
(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
E C C G A I'm callin' in sick today E C C G A Callin' in sick today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway. Hey..........
(Chorus)
E C C G A I'm callin' in sick today E C C G A Callin' in sick today E C C G A Ain't going to work, no way E C C G A G Callin' in sick today
(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
B A B A I can do anything I want to B A B A I am invincible now B A B A I'm on fire, baby B D I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world? E I'm alive!
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey...
(Chorus)
E C C G A I'm callin' in sick today E C C G A Callin' in sick today E C C G A Ain't going to work, no way E C C G A G Callin' in sick today
B B B
A A A G G F# D E (hold on E)
Little Riff they play in the chorus e ------------------------------------| B -------0-0--------------------------| G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------| D -2-------------2-----2-2------------| A ------------------------------------| E ------------------------------------|