Weird Al Yankovic – A Complicated Song (Ukulele)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Intro :
Dm F Uh huh C extra cheese Dm F Uh huh C save a peice for me
Verse:
F pizza, party at your house Dm i went, just to check it out Bb C nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came F just us eating all alown Dm you said take the pizza home Bb C no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
Bb pizza all day, and every day Dm cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Bb and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F Why'd you have to and make me so constipated C couse right now id do Dm Bb F anything at all to get my bowles evacuated C in the bathroom Dm Bb and i sit, and i wait, and i strain F C and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2:
F i was, feeling pretty down Dm till my, girlfriend came around Bb C were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say F in fact, i just thought i might Dm pop the, question there that night Bb C i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
Bb who would have guest, her family crest Dm i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Bb and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F how was i supposed to know that we were both related C belive me if i Dm Bb F new she was my cousin we never would have dated C what to do now Dm Bb should i go ahead and propose F C and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
F No no (no no) Dm No no (no no) Bb No No (no no) C No...
Verse3:
F i had, so much on my mind Dm i thought, maybe id unwind Bb C try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
Bb said not to stand, but thats a demand Dm that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Bb and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated C this really is a Dm Bb F major inconvenience oh man i really hate it C such a drag now Dm Bb i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore F C i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
Dm Bb F why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated C i gotta tell you Dm Bb F life without a head kinda makes me irritated C what a bummer Dm Bb i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze F C but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no