"Weird Al" Yankovic – You're Pitiful (Guitar)
Capo 8
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
intro
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G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 x2
verse 1
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G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 My life is brilliant.
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
G My life is brilliant. G/F# Your life's a joke Em7 You're just pathetic Cadd9 You're always broke G Your homemade Star Trek uniform G/F# really ain't impressing' me Em7 You're suffering' from delusions of Cadd9 D/F# Adequacy
chorus
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F# You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful. Cadd9 D/F# G You're Pitiful, it's true. Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate Cadd9 D/F# Em7 And ya smell repulsive too Cadd9 D/F# G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 What a bummer bein' you
verse 2
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G Well ya just can't dance G/F# And forget romance Em7 Everybody you know still calls ya Cadd9 Farty Pants G G/F# But you always have a job well I mean Em7 Cadd9 As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
chorus
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F# You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful. Cadd9 D/F# G You're Pitiful, it's true. Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest Cadd9 D/F# Em7 While you're playin' Halo 2 Cadd9 D/F# G No one's classier than you
interlude
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Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F#
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
outro
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F# You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful. Cadd9 D/F# G You're Pitiful, it's true. Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 You still live with your Mom and you're 42 Cadd9 D/F# Em7 Guess you'll never grow a clue Cadd9 D/F# G When it just sucks to be you