"Weird Al" Yankovic – You Dont Love Me Anymore (Guitar)

 C                        Em
We've been together for so very long

     Gm
But now things are changing,

       Dm
Oh I wonder what's wrong?

 Dm                      G
Seems you don't want me around

       Dm                    F         G
The passion is gone and the flames died down

          C                    Em
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

      Gm                              Dm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

 Dm                     G
You used to think I was nice

    Dm                                    F        G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

    Bb                         F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?

      C                            G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore

       Dm          F          G          C
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 C                          Em             
I knew that we were having problems when 

Gm                           Dm
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

Dm                           G
You're still the light of my life

     Dm                          F              G
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife

C                                 Em                
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way

Gm                          Dm
You poison my coffee just a little each day

Dm                                     G
I still remember the way that you laughed

Dm                          F        G
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

    Bb                                      F
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra

C                     G
Doing in my underwear drawer?

         Dm                 F         G          C
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

C                               Em
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Gm                                    Dm
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will

Dm                  G
You set my house on fire

       Dm                           F             G
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

C                                   Em            
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap

    Gm                     Dm
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

 Dm                      G
You drilled a hole in my head

           Dm                              F          G
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Bb                              F
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.

       C                        G
 You never acted this way before

       Dm                 F         G           C
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore

                 Dm           F         G          C
Oh no no, got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore