"Weird Al" Yankovic – You Don't Love Me Anymore (Ukulele)

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We've been together for so very long

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But now things are changing,

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Oh I wonder what's wrong?

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Seems you don't want me around

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The passion is gone and the flames died down

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

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That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

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You used to think I was nice

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Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

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Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?

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That kind of thing is hard to ignore

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Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

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I knew that we were having problems when you put those

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piranhas in my bathtub again

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You're still the light of my life

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Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife

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You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison

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my coffee just a little each day

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I still remember the way that you laughed

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When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

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Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra

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Doing in my underwear drawer?`

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Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

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Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will

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You set my house on fire

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You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

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Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off

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my eyebrows while I was asleep

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You drilled a hole in my head

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Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

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Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.

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 You never acted this way before

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Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore

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Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore