"Weird Al" Yankovic – White And Nerdy (Guitar)
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[Chorus]
Em They see me mowin' Bm My front lawn C Bm Am I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Em Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Bm Think I'm just too white n' nerdy C Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Bm Am Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! Em I wanna roll with Bm The gangsters C Bm Am But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Em Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Bm Think I'm just too white n' nerdy C I'm just too white n' nerdy Bm Am Really, really white n' nerdy
[Verse]
Em First in my class here at M.I.T. Bm Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND C MC Escher that's my favorite MC Bm Am Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea Em My rims never spin to the contrary Bm You'll find they're quite stationary C All of my action figures are cherry Bm Am Steven Hawkings in my library Em My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Bm I got people begging for my top 8 spaces C Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Bm Am Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces Em I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise Bm I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days C Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, Bm Am my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze Em There's no killer app I haven't run Bm At Pascal, well, I'm number 1 C Do vector calculus just for fun Bm Am I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Em Happy days is my favourite theme song Bm I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong C I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on Bm I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon Am Here's the part I sing on
[Chorus]
Em Bm They see me roll on, my Segway! C Bm Am I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy Em Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Bm Think I'm just too white n' nerdy C Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Bm Am Look at me I'm white n' nerdy Em Bm I'd like to roll with, the gangsters C Bm Am Although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy Em Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Bm Think I'm just too white n' nerdy C I'm just too white n' nerdy Bm Am How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
[Verse]
Em I've been browsing, inspectin' Bm X-men comics you know I collect 'em C The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em Bm Am my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Em Shopping online for deals on some writable media Bm I edit Wikipedia C I memorized Holy Grail really well Bm Am I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL Em I got a business doing websites Bm When my friends need some code who do they call? C I do HTML for them all Bm Am Even made a homepage for my dog! Em Yo! I Got myself a fanny pack Bm they were having a sale down at the GAP C Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Bm Am POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
[Bridge]
Em Bm I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme C Bm Am I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! Em Only question I ever thought was hard Bm Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? C Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair Bm Am Got my name on my under wear!
[Chorus]
Em They see me strollin' Bm They laughin' C Bm And rollin' their eyes 'cause Am I'm so white n' nerdy Em Just because I'm white n' nerdy Bm Just because I'm white n' nerdy C All because I'm white n' nerdy Bm Am Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy Em I wanna bowl with- Bm The gangsters C Bm But oh well it's obvious I'm Am White n' nerdy Em Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Bm Think I'm just too white n' nerdy C Bm I'm just too white n' nerdy Am Em Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!