"Weird Al" Yankovic – Whatever You Like (Guitar)

Dm                                          F
   Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet

         Bb
But I'm still gonna treat you right

                                  F
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)

                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

       Dm
Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice

                  Bb
And we can clip coupons all night

                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

                  Dm
Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please

             Bb
Like Burger King or Mickey D's

                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

                                    C
I said you can even have the large fries (large fries) Yeah, yeah

Dm
Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy

Bb
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply

F
Want it, you can get it, my dear

                C
I got my Costco membership card right here

         Dm
Yeah you like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen

      Bb
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin

    F
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it

         C
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

          Dm
Pork and beans and Minute Rice

                 Bb
And we can play Cribbage all night

                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

                Dm
I can take you to the laundromat downtown

                   Bb
And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round

                                 F
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)

                               C
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

Dm
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo'

Bb
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio

F
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold

C
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old

    Dm
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes

   Bb
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's

F
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl

C
You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll

Dm
My chick can have want she wants

                    Bb
At Wal*Mart she can pick out anything she want

                      F
I know girl you ain't never had a man like that

                     C
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that

         Dm
Yeah you like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai

      Bb
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday

    F
But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash

       C
Do you think you could chip in for gas?

         Dm
Mac and cheese would be all right

                       Bb
But let's send out for pizza tonight

                                    F
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)

                                   C
I said you can even have the last slice (last slice) Yeah, yeah

              Dm
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'

           Bb
Now I can get free HBO

                                     F
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)

                                   C
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

                    Dm
And you can always ride the city bus

                Bb
Got a stack of tokens just for us

                F
Yo my wallet's fat, and full of ones

          C
It's all about the Washingtons, that's right

     Dm
You want White Castle, need White Castle

         Bb
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle

     F
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater

      C
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

              Dm
Thrift store jeans on sale half-price

                 Bb
The underwear at Goodwill is nice

                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

             Dm
Baby, I can give you anything you please

              Bb
Even share my government cheese

                                      F
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)

                                    C                            Dm
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah