"Weird Al" Yankovic – Weasel Stomping Day (Guitar)

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Faces filled with joy and cheer

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What a magical time of year

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Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

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Put your Viking helmet on

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Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn

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Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?

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All the little girls and boys

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Love that wonderful crunching noise

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You'll know what this day's about

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When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

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So, come along and have a laugh

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Snap their weasely spines in half

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Grab your boots and stomp your cares away

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Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

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People up and down the street

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Crushing weasels beneath their feet

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Why we do it, who can say?

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But it's such a festive holiday

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So let the stomping fun begin

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Bash their weasely skulls right in

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It's tradition, that makes it okay

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Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping

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We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping

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Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day

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Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

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Weasel Stomping Day