"Weird Al" Yankovic – Traffic Jam (Guitar)

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Carbon monoxide, making me choke, no A.C., and the radio's broke

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Cars backed up, far as you can see, seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity

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Oh and just in case you're wondering, I'll tell you where I am

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I'm right here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this...

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Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot

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Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot

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Traffic jam, my radiator's boiling hot

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And I'm stuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic jam

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Trapped inside, my automobile, cobweb's growin, on the steerin' wheel

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Now I'm no genius, but one thing I know, I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins an hour and a half ago

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Yeah and if you need to find me, I'll tell you where I am

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I'm right here, right here, stuck smack dab in the middle of this...

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Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot

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Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot

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Traffic jam, well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not

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Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic jam

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Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam, yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper

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There's a yuppie on a cellular phone, I'm gonna puke if I here any more

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There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me, watch what happens when I open my door

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Now we're all goin' nowhere fast, well I guess that's perfectly clear

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I left home five hours ago, and I can still see my house from here

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So if anybody's tryin' to find me, well I'll tell you where I am

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Right here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this...

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Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot

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Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot

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Traffic jam, now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot

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And I'm stuck right here in the middle, stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam

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Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!!!!!