"Weird Al" Yankovic – The Night Santa Went Crazy (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
D G D Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys G A D For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys D G D When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death G A D Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[Verse 2]
D G D From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo G A D Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo D G D And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye G A D "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
[Chorus 1]
G D G D The night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Saint Nick went insane G D G D Realized he'd been getting a raw deal G D A D Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
[Verse 3]
D G D Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it G A D Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet D G D And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage G A D And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage!
[Pre-Chorus]
G D G D He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger C G D And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger G G D And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen G A D And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
[Chorus 2]
G D G D The night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Kris Kringle went nuts G D G D Now, you can't hardly walk around the North Pole G D A D Without steppin' in reindeer guts!
[Bridge]
C G D A There's the National Guard and the FBI C G There's a van from the Eyewitness News D A And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky Bm G And the bullets are flyin, the body count's risin' E A D And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
[Interlude]
G D My, my, my, my, my, my G D You used to be such a jolly guy
[Verse 4]
D G D Yes,Virginia, now Santa's doing time G A D In a Federal prison for his infamous crime D G D Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears G A D He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.
[Pre-Chorus]
G D G D But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous C A D And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service G D G D And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night C A D With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)
[Chorus 3]
G D G D The night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Saint Nicholas flipped G D G D Broke his back for some milk and cookies G D A D Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
[Chorus 4]
G D G D Whoa, the night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Saint Nick went insane G D G D Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal G D A D Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
[Outtro]
G D A D Whoa, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain G D A D Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain...