"Weird Al" Yankovic – The Fabulous Food Medley (Guitar)

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[RYE OR THE KAISER (THEME FROM ROCKY XIII)] [Intro] Gm Gm F Gm Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm [Verse]
Gm            Eb
 Fat and weak, what a disgrace

F                       Gm
 Guess the champ got too lazy

Gm                             Eb
 Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space

          F                               Gm
 Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

Gm                   Eb
 But he's no bum, he works down the street

F                             Gm
 He bought the neighborhood deli

Gm                          Eb
 Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat

        F                          Gm
 Come inside maybe you'll hear him say
[Chorus]
 F    Gm7 Eb                              Bb       F
 It's the rye or the kaiser, they're on special tonight

 F   Gm7 Eb                       Gm F
 Let me please be your catering advisor

 F   Gm7   Eb                       Bb      F
 If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight

 F   Gm7  Cm             Bb          Eb          Gm
 You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser...
[FLATBUSH AVENUE] [Verse]
G
Down on the street they've got bagels

G
And theres a sale on cream cheese and lox

G
'Nosh on some blintzers and bratwurst

G
Not in the mood for Jack in the Box, Oy Vey
[Chorus]
G          F                  G
We gonna schlepp on through to Flatbush Avenue

G
Kielbasa and chopped liver

G          F                  G
We gonna schlepp on through to Flatbush Avenue

     G
Or maybe they'll deliver
[I LOVE ROCKY ROAD] [Intro] D D D D F G G A A F D D D D F G G A F D D D D [Verse]
  D                                         D
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool.

D                                    A
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.

          G                   A
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

  D                    G
Vanilla just leaves me cold.
N.C. There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me. N.C. Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon,
       A
I know what I need.
[Chorus]
      D
Baby, I love rocky road,

F  G                           A
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby!

D
I love rocky road,

F  G                   A     F    D
So have another triple scoop with me, ow!
[SPAM EATER] [Intro] Am G F G [Chorus]
Am                    G
Ohhh here she comes - boy she loves that processed meat

F                             E           (G)
Ohhh here she comes - she's a spam eater
[I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP] [Intro] Am G F E D [Verse]
D                   G
Baby, when I'm at the metro

                D  G
I drink to much beer

        D                  G
Then my tummy, starts to grumble

         D  G
Feelin' queer
[Chorus]
    G                D 3x
And then I feel like

G         C           D 3x
Feel like throwing up

G         C           D 3x
Feel like throwing up

G         C           D 3x
Feel like throwing up

D         C      G       D
Feel like throwing up on you
[AVOCADO] [Intro] D B [Verse]
   E
Avocado,

E7              A               Am
 What makes you think you're so holy

     E              C#m     F#7      B7
your're gonna be guacamole, before too long

            E        E7                  A              Am
Oh you're a green one, and you know that you're out of season

           E            C#m
You better let somebody eat you.

 A            F#m
(let somebody eat you)

           E       G#7  C#m
You better let somebody eat you...

  F#m       B7          E
before it's too..oooo.. late.
[Transition] E7 A Am E [SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT] [Intro] E [Verse]
E
Sometimes you feel like a nut

E             E7
Sometimes you don't

D
 Peter Pauls Almond Joys got nuts

E
Mounds don't
[TAKE THE L (OUT OF LIVER)] [Intro] E B C C#m [Verse]
C#m               G#             A     B
Take the L out of liver, and its iver
[FATTER] [Verse]
E B       E B
   Fatter!   Fatter!

E               B
 Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter!

E               B
 Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter! Fatter

A
Pizza, pie, coca-cola.

 B
Yogurt, butterscotch, granola

E          A
Look at me   I'm fatter!

E               B
 Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter!

E               B
 Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter! Fatter
[MY BOLOGNA] [Intro] E E E A G E E E A G [Verse 1]
E
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one,

E                    A      G
Open up a package of my bologna.

E
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done,

E                       A      G
Top it with a little of my bologna.
[Chorus]
E
Never gonna stop, eat it up, such a tasty snack,

  G
I always eat too much, then throw up but I'll soon be back

    A           C       D
for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo!

E
  M-m-m-my bologna.

E
  M-m-m-my bologna.
[Transition] E A C D B7 [WHOLE LOTTA LUNCH] [Chorus]
E    D                  E     D                  E
Oh!  Wanna whole lotta lunch, wanna whole lotta lunch,

D                  E    D                  E
wanna whole lotta lunch, wanna whole lotta lunch
[Bridge] N.C. Way down inside N.C. Woman
N.C.    E A
You need

     D E
Lunch
[Transition] D E D E [WE'VE GOT THE BEEF] [Verse]
E
Have ourselves a little barbeque

E
Corn on the cob and mash potatoes too

E
Joe got the Fritos, Ernie brought the stew

E
So what'd you bring?
[Chorus]
             A
We've got the beef

             D
We've got the beef

             C     G
We've got the beef

             E
They got the beef
[Verse]
E
I'm a home dog you're mixed breed (we got the beef)

E
A chopstick

E
And now (we got the beef)

E
Ground round by the pound
[Chorus]
             A
We've got the beef

             D
We've got the beef

             C     G
We've got the beef

             E
They got the beef