"Weird Al" Yankovic – The Checks In The Mail (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar Intro
Guitar
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Polka beat on the first two lines of the chorus alternating with the low 5th
Add in some 7 chords whenever necessary
Intro: F
Verse 1:
E/F F G Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink, boy it's good to see you, what can I say? C F C Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again, say what was your name anyway? F A Bb G Well were working on the problem well get back to you soon but don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every F A D Bb Gm C F Afternoon, for a year maybe longer keep in touch, thanks for dropping by and have a nice day
Chorus 1:
C F The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean) C F My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a message on my machine Bb G A Dm So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true C B Bb A Bb C The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?
Verse 2:
E/F F G Well hey wait a minute, what's the matter hold on, you want me to fork over the loot? C F C You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court, and you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit? F A Bb G Im proud to say youre not the only critic of mine so if you wanna sue me Im afraid youre gonna have to wait in F A D Bb Gm C F Line, take a number thanks for calling, who loves you baby, don't forget to read the fine print
Chorus 2:
C F The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean) C F My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a message on my machine Bb G A Dm So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true C B Bb A Bb C The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?
[Instrumental break]
Chorus 3:
C F The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean) C F Why don't you leave a message with my girl? I'll have lunch with your machine Bb G A Dm So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true C B Bb F E D The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you? G Bb C Bb B C F The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?
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