"Weird Al" Yankovic – Spam (Guitar)

E            A             B     A
Spam in the place where I live, ham and pork

E           A                 B        A
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now

E            A        B     A
Spam in my luchbox at work, it's the best

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Really makes a darn good sandwitch any way you slice it at all

E              D       C#    C   B
If you're running low, go to the store

E            D      G        A   B
Carry some money to help you buy more

E             D     C#   C   B
The tab is there to open the can

E            D        G     A    B
The can is there to hold in the spam, oh

E            A       B     A
Spam on the table at home, ham and pork

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Think about selection, are there different flavors now?

E            A       B     A
Spam in my office at work, it's the best

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Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat

E              D      C#      C   B
If you need a spoon, keep one around

E       D          G         A     B
Carry a thermos to help wash it down

E                     D     C#         C       B
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out

E          D       G      A      B
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

E            A       B       A
Spam in my pantry at home, have some more

E           A                B        A
Think of expiration, better read the lable, now

E                 A         B      A
Spam, breakfast, dinner, or lunch, it's the best

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Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

E              D       C#         C   B
Once you start in, you can't put it down

E              D           G     A     B
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown

E              D      C#  C   B
The key is going to open the tin

E           D        G        A   B
The tin is there to keep the spam in

E             A  B  A
Oh, spam (spam!)....ham and pork

E                A             B        A
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now

E             A  B  A
Oh, spam (spam!)....its the best

E              A                   B           A
Really makes a darn good sandwitch any way you slice it

F#          B             C#    B
Spam in the place where I live, have some more

F#              B             C#       B
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now

F#          B             C#    B
Spam in the place where I work, you're obsessed

F#              B                    C#            B
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

G#          C#         D#   C#
Spam in the back of my car, ham and pork

G#       C#             D#   C#
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork

G#       C#             D#   C#
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork

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Spam any place that you are, ham and pork, spam, oh spam