"Weird Al" Yankovic – Rye Or The Kaiser (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
Gm Gm F Gm
Gm F Gm Gm D Eb
Gm F Gm Gm D Eb
Gm F Gm Gm D Eb
Gm F Gm Gm D Eb
Gm
[Verse 1]
Gm Eb Fat and weak, what a disgrace F Gm Guess the champ got too lazy Gm Eb Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space F Gm Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain Gm Eb But he's no bum, he works down the street F Gm He bought the neighborhood deli Gm Eb Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat F Gm Come inside maybe you'll hear him say
[Chorus]
F Gm7 Ebm Bb F Try the rye or the kaiser they're our special tonight F Gm7 Ebm Gm F If you want you can have an appetizer F Gm7 Ebm Bb F You might like our salami and the liver's all right F Gm7 Cm Bb Eb Gm And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser...
[Verse 2]
Gm Eb Never eats while on the job F Gm He heard it's good to stay hungry Gm Eb But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob F Gm Have a taste they were made fresh today
[Chorus]
F Gm7 Ebm Bb F Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white F Gm7 Ebm Gm F Maybe I can suggest an appetizer F Gm7 Ebm Bb F Stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight F Gm7 Cm Bb Eb Gm But you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser... Gm Eb So today, his deli comes first F Gm Still he dreams of his past days of glory Gm Eb Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst F Gm All the while you can still hear him say
[Chorus]
F Gm7 Ebm Bb F It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite F Gm7 Ebm Gm F Let me please be your catering advisor F Gm7 Ebm Bb F If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight F Gm7 Cm Bb Eb Gm You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser...
[Outro]
Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm The rye or the kaiser... Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm The rye or the kaiser... Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm The rye or the kaiser... Gm F Gm Gm D Eb Gm The rye or the kaiser...