"Weird Al" Yankovic – Perform This Way (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
Eb Db Ab Eb
[Verse 1]
Eb Db My mama told me when I was hatched Ab Eb Db Act like a superstar Eb Db Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress Ab And someday you will go far Eb Db Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss Ab The press follows everywhere I go Eb Db I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this Ab Back off and enjoy the show!
[Chorus]
Eb Db I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display Ab Eb Well, they can bite me, baby—I perform this way! Eb Db I might be wearing Swiss cheese or may be covered with bees Ab Eb It doesn't mean I'm crazy—I perform this way! Form this way Eb Ooh, my little monsters pay Db Lots ’cause I perform this way Ab Eb Baby, I perform this way. Form this way Eb Ooh, don't worry, I'm okay Db Hey, I just perform this way Ab Eb I'm not crazy—I perform this way
[Bridge]
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I'll be a troll or evil queen
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I'll be a human jelly bean
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'Cause every day is Halloween
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For me...
[Verse]
Eb Db I'm so completely original Ab Db My new look is all the rage Eb Db I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck Ab And set fire to myself on stage Eb Db I'll wear a porcupine on my head Ab On a W-H-I-M (Hey! Hey! Hey!) Eb Db And for no reason now I'll sing in French Ab Excusez-moi, qui a pété? (Express yourself!)
[Chorus]
Eb Db Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé Ab Eb No, not because I'm crazy—I perform this way! Eb Db I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat Ab Eb I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way!
[Bridge]
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Don't be offended when you see
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My latest pop monstrosity
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I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
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I'm Frankenstein! I'm Avatar!
Eb There's nothing too embarrassing Eb I'll honestly do anything Eb But wear white after Labor Day
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'Cause baby, I perform this way!
[Chorus]
Eb Db Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today Ab Eb Don't call the cops now, baby—I perform this way Eb Db No reason I should regret all the attention I get Ab Eb I'm not completely crazy—I perform this way, yeah
[Outro]
Eb Db I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey Ab Eb I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey Eb Db I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey Ab Eb I'm really not insane—I just perform this way-hey