"Weird Al" Yankovic – One More Minute (Bass Tab)

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[INTRO]
           F   G    Am  F    C   G    C
G:--------|----0--0|2--0----|----0--0|--------|
D:----0-2-|3--3----|----3--3|--------|--------|
A:--3-----|--------|--------|3--3----|3-3-2-0-|
E:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|

[VERSE] G C G C Well I heard that you're leaving Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind doowop) E7 Am D G 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind (Ah ah ah ah)

  G        C        G        C        E7       Am       D        G
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|0-------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|--3-2-0-|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|
E:3--33---|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|--------|

[VERSE] C G C F F C So I pulled your name out of my Rollodex And I tore all your pictures in two (I pulled) (Name out) (Ah ah ah ah) E7 Am And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go D D G Just because it reminds me of you.... (Baby you, baby you, baby you)

  C   G    C        F        C        E7       Am       D        D   G
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----0   |
D:--------|----0-2-|3--33---|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|0-0-----|
A:3--3----|3-3-----|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|
E:----3---|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|--------|

[CHORUS] F G C That's right You ain't gonna see me crying (That's right) F G C I'm glad That you found somebody new (I'm glad) F G Am F 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass C G C Than spend one more minute with you

  F   G    C        F   G    C        F   G     Am  F    C   G    C
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|3-3-2-0-|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|

~3~ [VERSE] G C I guess I might seem kinda bitter G C You got me feeling down in the dumps E7 Am 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love D G And I have to use the self-service pumps Oh, so

  G        C        G        C        E7       Am       D        G
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|----0-0-|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|0--00---|0-0-----|
A:--------|3--33--3|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|
E:3--33---|--------|3--33---|--------|0--00---|--------|--------|--------|

[CHORUS] F G C Honey Let me help you with that suitcase F G C You ain't gonna break my heart in two (You ain't) F G Am F 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face C G C Than spend one more minute with you

  F   G    C        F   G    C        F   G     Am  F    C   G    C
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|3-3-3-3-|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|

[BRIDGE] Am E7 I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Dm G C Than watch you going out with other men Am E7 Am I'd rather slam my fingers in a door D G Again, and again, and again, and again, and again (Spoken over one measure with no chord) Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'

  Am         E7         Dm   G     C          Am         E7   Am    D            G
G:----------|----------|----------|----------|----------|----------|------------|0 |
D:----------|----------|0000------|----------|----------|2222------|000000000000|--|
A:0000-0000-|----------|----------|3333-3333-|0000-0000-|-----0000-|------------|--|
E:----------|0000-0000-|-----3333-|----------|----------|----------|------------|--|
  ~3~  ~3~   ~3~  ~3~   ~3~  ~3~   ~3~  ~3~   ~3~  ~3~   ~3~  ~3~   ~3~~3~~3~~3~

[CHORUS] F G C I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches F G C Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two F G Am F I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station, with my tongue C G C Than spend one more minute with you

  F   G    C        F   G    C        F   G     Am  F    C   G    C
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|3--33---|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|

[CHORUS] F G C Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks F G C Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue F G Am F I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades C G Am Than spend one more minute with you

  F   G    C        F   G    C        F   G     Am  F    C   G    Am
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--------|---------|--------|--------|--------|
A:--------|3--33---|--------|3--33---|---------|0--0----|3--3----|0-0-0-0-|
E:1--13--3|--------|1--13--3|--------|1--13--13|----1--1|----3--3|--------|

[CODA] (ritardando... single strum of each chord) F G I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands Am F And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die C G C Than spend one more minute with you (Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Ooohhhhhh)

  F   G    Am  F    C   G    C (let ring...)
G:--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
D:--------|--------|--------|--3-2-0-|--------|
A:--------|0-------|3-------|3-------|3-------|
E:1---3---|----1---|----3---|--------|--------|

Tabbed by Michael Oxner [email protected] March 23, 2012