"Weird Al" Yankovic – Ode To A Superhero (Guitar)

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Poor Peter Parker was pitiful

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Couldn't have been any shyer

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Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

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Even if his hair was on fire

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But then one day he went to that science lab

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That mutated spider came  down

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Oh, and now Peter crawls  over everyone's walls

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And he's swingin' all over town

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La li la,      li de da

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La la,    li le la    da dom

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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

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Sling us a web to-night

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'Cause we're all in the  mood for a hero  now

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And there's evil-doers to fight

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Now Harry the rich kid's a  friend of his

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Who horns in on Mary Jane

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But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys

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Who can kiss upside–down in the rain

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"With great power comes great  responsibility"

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That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben

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If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line

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Again and again and again

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La li la,    li de da

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La la,   li le la    da  dom

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Now Norman's a  billionaire scientist

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Who never had time for his son

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But then something went screwy and before you knew he

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Was trying to kill everyone

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And he's ridin' around on that glider thing

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And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin  bomb

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Yes, he's wearin' that dumb  Power Rangers  mask

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But he's scarier without it on

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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

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Sling us a web to-night

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'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so  limber now

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But where'd you come up with those tights?

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It's a pretty sad day  at the funeral

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Norman Osborn has bitten the dust

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And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead

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Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust

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Oh, and M.J. is all  hot for Peter now

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Aw, but  Peter, he just shuts her down

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Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can  give it a try

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Again when the  sequel comes 'round

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La li la,      li de da

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La la,    li le la    da dom

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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

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Sling us a web tonight

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'Cause we all sure could  use us a hero now

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And we think that you'll do all right