"Weird Al" Yankovic – Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me (Guitar)

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Well, I stare at myself in the mirror

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When I wake up every morn

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And I marvel at how great I've been

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Since the day that I was born

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I've made so many albums

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I've run out of things to name 'em

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My fans all want to be like me

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And really, who can blame 'em

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Teenage groupies all surround me

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I guess I know why

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No one else can match my charm

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Why do they even try

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All the girls in college

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Turned me down for other fellas

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But I know why, it seems to me

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They're just insanely jealous

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Some people call it self-indulgence

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But they just don't understand

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That it's hard to be too humble

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When you know that you're so grand

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And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect

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I just want you to see

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That I've never met a person

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Who's as wonderful as me

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Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty

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And I'm certainly not conceited

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But anyone trying to match my wits

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Is very soon defeated

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I'm a marvellous human being

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I'm just one big hunk of man

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Sometimes I have to marvel

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At how very great I am

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Some people call it self-indulgence

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But they just don't understand

          Bm             E
That it's hard to be too humble

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When you know that you're so grand

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And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect

  C#               F#m
I just want you to see

          B7
That I've never met a person

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Who's as marvellous, spectacular

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Fantastic and terrific

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And so very great and wonderful as me