"Weird Al" Yankovic – My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder (Guitar)

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Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more

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Ever since she saw his poster in that record store

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She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy

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She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y

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She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare

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Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her

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Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim

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I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him

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What a pain in the butt to have so much success

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Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press

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But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor

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Like he's some big tortured genius

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And I'm some kinda wiener

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder

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Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?

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Now my baby's in love with--

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I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder

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I can't believe it, now she's knittin' him a sweater

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Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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I knew we were headin' for disaster

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When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster

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Now she's got an unrequited adoration

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For the frustrated, agitated, designated, alienated

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Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

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Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel

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And I don't boycott the music video channel

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And I just can't compete with all that money and fame

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But I know two can play at this kinda game

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Well, let's just see how jealous she'll get

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When I start stalking Alanis Morissette

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder

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Once she was mine but now I better just forget her

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Cause my baby's in love with--

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I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?

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If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her

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Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder