"Weird Al" Yankovic – Mr Frump In The Iron Lung (Guitar)

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I visit Mr. Frump in the hospi - tal,

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I see him most every day.

           C                    A Asus7 A7
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron    lung,

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This is what I hear him say: (breathing noises)

        C               A    Amaj7 A
Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best  friend,

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He's never a chump or a tease.

         C                  A    Amaj7 A7
He never tells me lies, and best of    all,

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He never disagrees.

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I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon,

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Sit down by his side and say "Hi".

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And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,

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And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply, and Mr. Frump would say: (breathing noises)

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Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be

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Mr. Frump's dying day.

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And now I bring to you the very last thing,

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That Mr. Frump had to say: (stopping breathing noises)

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Amen!