"Weird Al" Yankovic – Living With A Hernia (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
Gdim7 Ow! A9 Help me out, dig
[Verse 1]
A9 A9 A9 A9 All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere A9 A9 Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones A9 A9 He took my trousers off, told me to cough F7 A9 Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss F7 Gdim7 He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss
[Chorus 1]
F7 G7 A9 A9 Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation F7 G7 A9 A9 Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination F7 G7 Gdim7 Living with a hernia, got to have an operation A9 Feel so old
[Verse 2]
A9 A9 A9 Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane A9 A9 A9 A9 Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall A9 A9 A9 Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis A9 And it's hard to bowl F7 You can't even do the splits now, say it G7 Am7 Gdim7 Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
[Chorus 2]
F7 G7 A9 A9 Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation F7 G7 A9 A9 Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination F7 G7 Gdim7 Living with a hernia, got to have an operation A9 A9 A9 A9 I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over A9 A9 Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute
[Bridge]
Bm7 You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get F7 G7 F7 So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete G7 F7 G7 F7 G7 Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, Richter's hernia Am Obstructed, inguinal and direct
[Chorus 3]
F7 G7 Living with a hernia rupture A9 A9 I said it's causin' me such irritation F7 G7 A9 A9 Living with a hernia, have to have my medication F7 G7 Gdim7 Living with a hernia, I feel bad