"Weird Al" Yankovic – Like A Surgeon (Guitar)

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I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through.

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   I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

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I was last in my class. Barely passed at the institute,

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Now I'm trying to avoid,    yah I'm trying to avoid a malpractise suit.

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Hey, like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time,

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Like a surgeon, organ transplants are my line.

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Better give me all your gause nurse, this patient's fading fast.

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   Complications have set in, don't know how long he'll last.

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Let me see, that I.V. Here we go - time to operate.

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I'll pull his indsides out,    pull his insides out and see what he ate.

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Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time,

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Like a surgeon, here's a waiver for you to sign.

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     Woaho,   woaho,   woaho.

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It's a fact - I'm a quack, the disgrace of the A.M.A.

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'Cause my patients die,    yah my patients die before they can pay.

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Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time,

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Like a surgeon, got your kidneys on my mind.

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Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon,

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When I reach inside, with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors.

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Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh.

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Ooh baby,   yah.

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I can hear your heartbeat for the very last time.