"Weird Al" Yankovic – Lame Claim To Fame (Guitar)

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One time I was in the checkout line

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Behind Steven Seagal

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Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill

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Was in the very next bathroom stall

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My best friend's brother

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Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2

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My neighbour's baby sitter

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Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue

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I swear Jack Nicholson

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Looked right at me at a Laker's game

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I got a lame

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Lame claim to fame

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Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster

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From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt

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I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria

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Well, he sure sounded legit

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My sister used to take piano lessons

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From the second cousin of Ralph Nader

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Last year I threw up in an elevator

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Next to Christian Slater

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Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's

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Are exactly the same

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I got a lame

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Lame claim to fame

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A really lame

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Lame claim to fame

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Once at a party, my dentist accidentally

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Sneezed on Russell Crowe

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I posted first in the comments

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On a YouTube video

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I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi

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But he told me this seat's taken

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I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy

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Who know a guy who knows a guy who know Kevin Bacon

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I had a car that used to belong

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To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle

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A friend of mine in high school

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Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel

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One time I was staying in the same hotel

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As Zooey Deschanel

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I used the same napkin dispenser

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As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell

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Well I don't mean to brag but

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Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name

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I got a lame

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Lame claim to fame

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A really lame

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Lame claim to fame

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I'm talking lame

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Lame claim to fame

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A really really really lame

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Lame claim to fame