"Weird Al" Yankovic – King Of Suede (Guitar)

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[Intro] Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A [Verse 1]
          Bm          A           Bm      A    Bm A Bm A
There's a sale on our   gabardine suits today.

            Gmaj7     A             Gmaj7 A    Bm/F# A/F# Bm/G A/G
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.

           Bm       A               Bm        A      Bm A Bm A
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed.

       Gmaj7   A             Gmaj7   A     Bm/F# A/F# Bm/G A/G
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.

       D     D6            D/F#  Dadd11
We got every color, we got ev'ry shade,

      D            D6              D/F#  Dadd11
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade,

       D     D6              D/F# Dadd11
We got every fabric that was ever made,

        D             D6          D/F#    Dadd11
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.
[Verse 2]
       Bm         B9sus       Bm    B9sus Bm    B9sus   Bm      B9sus
We got portly and regular and extra-long (Is my size up there?).

       Gmaj7      A            Gmaj7     A      Bm/F#         Bm/G
We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong (Is my size up there?).

       Bm           B9sus                Bm        B9sus Bm    B9sus   Bm      B9sus
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick (Is my size up there?)

         Gmaj7          A                 Gmaj7      A      Bm/F#         Bm/G
With the collars ripped off, like in that Flashdance flick (Is my size up there?).

    D         D6                D/F# G
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid,

    D               D6              D/F#   G
You can buy off the rack or have it custom-made,

         D         D6            D/F#      G
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,

          D      D6            D/F#    G
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.
[Verse 3]
       Bm       B9sus         Bm     B9sus Bm    B9sus   Bm       B9sus
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom (Is my size up there?),

       Gmaj7       A                    Gmaj7 A    Bm/F#         Bm/G
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan (Is my size up there?).

       Bm           B9sus          Bm      B9sus Bm    B9sus   Bm       B9sus
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too  (Is my size up there?),

          Gmaj7        A         Gmaj7   A    Bm/F#         Bm/G
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you (Is my size up there?).

      D       D6               D/F#   G
Well, I never made it past the second grade,

        D         D6             D/F#       G
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade,

        D              D6                 D/F#   G
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made,

           D         D6                D/F#    G
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede.
[Bridge]
A                                   G           A
  There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits

                                    G             A
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots

                              G           A
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose

                                       G          Bm
Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes
[Interlude] Bm Bm Bm B9sus Bm Bm Bm B9sus Gmaj7 A Gmaj7 A Bm/F# Bm/F# Bm/G Bm/G [Verse 4]
           Asus2/B    B7sus
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale (Is my size up there?)

         B7sus
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail (Is my size up there?)
N.C. There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today,
         N.C.                        Bm/G G
It's the same old sale as yesterday.

       D            D6            D/F#   G
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,

        D              D6              D/F#  G
There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.

      D          D6              D/F# G
I got tough competition, but I'm not afraid,

            D       D6           D/F#    G   D
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.
[Outro]
G         D
  King of Suede.

G         D
  King of Suede.

G         D
  King of Suede.

            G          D
I'll always be King of Suede.

            G          D
I'll always be King of Suede.