"Weird Al" Yankovic – Inactive (Guitar)
Capo 2
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Verse 1]
Am C G I'm waking up in Cheeto dust D Am My belly's covered with pizza crust C G N.C. I'm using my inhaler now [wheezes] Am C G I'm out of shape, fattening up D Am I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup C G D Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
[Chorus]
Am C G The TV's on, I really hate this show G D I can't reach my remote control Am C Welcome to my new place, to my new place G D Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place Am C Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh G D I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive Am C Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh G D I'm really inactive, highly inactive
[Verse 2]
Am C G My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied D Am Always lose my fight with gravity C G I rest my bones, and just chillax Am C G My nordictrack's collecting dust D Am And my stairmaster's a pile of rust C G D This is it, the inertia
[Chorus]
Am C I can't get up, this couch is part of me G D I'm growing cobwebs on my knee Am C Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age G D I could read my rib cage, here is my age Am C Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh G D I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive Am C Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh G D I'm really inactive, not very active
[Bridge]
Am C G D Near comatose, no exercise Am C G D Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
[Chorus]
Am C I'm giving up, my energy is shot. G D I'm never moving from this spot Am C Never move from this place, move from this place G D I'll stay here in this place, right in this place Am C Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh G D I'm really inactive, just so inactive Am C Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh G D I'm really inactive, not so attractive