"Weird Al" Yankovic – If That Isnt Love (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
F# C# B
F# C# B C#
[Verse 1]
F# C# B I'm your shelter from the storm C# F# You know I'll always have your back C# B I'll even let you warm C# F# Your freezing hands inside my butt crack C# B I never get out C# F# My leaf blower when Oprah is on C# B When you're telling me about your feelings C# I try not to yawn
[Pre-Chorus]
And when we're at parties
B I don't talk about your spastic bladder G#m B When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof C# I'll hold the ladder
[Chorus]
F# C# B F# And if that isn't looooooove C# B C# If that isn't looooooove F# C# If that isn't love B F# I don't know what love is C# B C# Na na na na na na na F# Oh I guess I don't know C# B C# Na na na na na Ooh... listen now...
[Verse 2]
F# C# B There's a microscopic bit of milk left C# F# In the refrigerator C# B I could have finished it off but I quit in case you C# F# Wanna tiny little sip later C# B And if you cut the cheese then maybe C# F# I'll wink and say, "The dogs to blame!" C# B And I make sure to call you "Baby" C# Every time I forget your name
[Pre-Chorus]
I'll even tell you, girl
B When you start looking fat G#m Cause all your so-called friends B C# F# Will probably neglect to mention that
[Chorus]
F# C# B F# And if that isn't looooooove C# B C# If that isn't looooooove F# C# If that isn't love B F# I don't know what love is C# B C# Na na na na na na na F# Oh well then I don't know C# B C# Na na na na na Ooh... no
[Bridge]
G#m B F# Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
But I still adore you
G#m B F# I'll kiss you even if you've had omelette for breakfast
And I can't stand omelettes
G#m B F# And after I take a bath, if it's still warm
I'll leave the water in there for you
E G#m I give you my word B You're so beautiful
You make a glorious sunset
C#
Look like a big fat turd, yeah[Verse 3]
F# C# B C# F# Every time I see you try to lift some really heavy thing C# B You can always count on me to help C# F# By saying something encouraging C# B If you get drunk and pass out C# F# I never Sharpie on your face C# B And I don't wipe my nose on your couch C# Even though that's a super convenient place
[Pre-Chorus]
I totally support
B Every idiotic thing you do G#m B And I almost never pretend you're someone else C# F# When I'm making out with you
[Chorus]
F# C# B F# And if that isn't looooooove C# B C# If that isn't looooooove F# C# If that isn't love B F# I don't know what love is C# B Na na na na na C# No I don't know what love is F# C# B Na na na na na C# F# Well I don't know what love is C# B Na na na na na C# F# B C# F# I don't know what love is