"Weird Al" Yankovic – I Remember Larry (Guitar)

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Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door

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Well, he always was the neighborhood clown

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Like the time he pulled my pants off

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And posted copies all over town

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Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn

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Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn

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What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

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Boy, what a joker

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What a funny, funny guy

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 I'll never forget about Larry

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No matter how I try

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Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair

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'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo

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And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap

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And filled my toothpaste tube up with glue

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All those wedgies he gave

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All those shoestrings he tied

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All those brownies he made with the Ex-Lax inside

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Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

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Boy, what a joker

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What a funny, funny guy

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 I'll never forget about Larry

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No matter how I try

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 You know I couldn't help but laugh

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Even though he treated me like slime

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Remember when he cut my car in half?

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Well, he really got me good that time

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Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house

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Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag

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Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest

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And stuffed him in a big plastic bag

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If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say

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But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today

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He would have to agree with me

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It was a pretty good gag

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Oh, boy, what a joker

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What a funny, funny guy

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 I'll never forget about Larry

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No matter how I try, oh

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Boy, what a joker

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What a funny, funny guy

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 I'll never forget about Larry

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No matter how I try

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No matter how I try

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Oh, I remember Larry

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Remember, remember, remember...