"Weird Al" Yankovic – I Lost On Jeopardy (Guitar)
Capo 3
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Chords
[Intro]
Am Am Em/G Em/G
[Verse 1]
Am Em/G I was there to match my intellect on national TV, Am Em/G Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD. C Em Em7 I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night Dm C Art Fleming gave the answers, oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight.
[Chorus]
Am Em/G I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh, Am Em/G I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh. Am Em/G Well, I knew I was in trouble now, my hope of winning sank. Am Em/G Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double now and then my mind went blank. C Em Em7 I took Potpourri for one hundred and then my head started to spin. Dm C Well, I'm givin' up, Don Pardo, just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah.
[Chorus]
Am Em/G I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh, Am Em/G I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh.
[Spoken Bridge]
Am That's right, Al - you lost. And let me tell you what you didn't win: Am a twenty set volume of the Encyclopedia International, Am A case of Turtle Wax, and a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, Em/G the San Francisco Treat, but that's not all! Am You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people Em/G And you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. Am You don't get to come back tomorrow, you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game Em/G You're a complete loser!
[Verse 3]
C Em Em7 Don't know what I was thinkin' of, I guess I just wasn't to bright. Dm C N.C. Well, I sure hope I do better next weekend on the Price Is Right-ight-ight.
[Chorus]
Am Em/G I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh, Am Em/G I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh. Am Em/G I lost on Jeopardy, baby.
[Outro]
Am Am Em/G Em/G