"Weird Al" Yankovic – Headline News (Guitar)
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[Intro]
Gm Dm Gm Dm Ab Bb Ab Bb
[Verse]
Cm Bb Eb Ab Eb Bb Eb Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint Ab Bb Eb Bb Eb Ab Eb Bb And when he finally came back, he had cane marks all over his bottom B Eb B Ab He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard
[Chorus]
Gm Dm Gm Dm Ab Bb Ab Bb Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
[Verse]
Cm Bb Eb Ab Eb Bb Eb Once there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion Ab Bb Eb Bb Eb Ab Eb Bb And when she finally made it, she saw some other girl who was better B Eb B Ab And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap
[Chorus]
Gm Dm Gm Dm Ab Bb Ab Bb Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Gm Dm Gm Dm Ab Bb Ab Bb Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
[Bridge]
Fm Eb Bb They got paid for their sound bites Fm Eb Bb Ab Eb And sold their TV movie rights
[Verse]
Cm Bb Eb Ab Eb Bb Eb And then there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner Ab Bb Eb Bb Eb Ab Eb Bb And when he finally came to, he found that Mr. Happy was missing B Eb B Ab He couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just been there
[Chorus]
Gm Dm Gm Dm Ab Bb Ab Bb Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Gm Dm Gm Dm Ab Bb Ab Bb Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
[Outro]
Fm Eb Bb Aaaaaaahh Fm Eb Bb Ab Eb Aaaaaaahh Fm Eb Bb Aaaaaaahh Fm Eb Bb Ab Eb Aaaaaaahh
Fm Eb Bb
Fm Eb Bb Ab Eb