"Weird Al" Yankovic – Hardware Store (Ukulele)

INTRO
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A--C--D--B-E (x4)

*A*
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town

*G*
feelin low down (down), not a lot to do around here

*C*
I thought that I would go right out of my mind until a 

*D*
friend told me THE

*A*
NEWS

*E*
I can't 

*C*
wai-

*E*
ait, 

*A*
no (I) I can't 

*D*
wai-ai-ait (oh, when)

*E*
When are they

*C*
gonna

*E*
o-

*A*
pen up that

*D*
door

*F*
I'm goin'(yes i'm 

*E*
goin'){I'm a'goin to the}

*A*
Goin' to the, we're 

*G*
Goin', really goin' to the

*C*
goin' to the, goin' to the

*D*
yes I'm goin' to the

*E*
HARD-WARE - STORE