Weezer – Troublemaker (Ukulele)

Intro: A,D,A,D
Verse1:

A      D                A
Put me in a special school

      D           A
cause i am such a fool

D                   A             D                A
and i don't need a single book to teach me how to read

D                   A
who needs stupid books

D                  A
they alphabetic crooks

D                     A           D              A
and i will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams

   D            A
so turn off the TV

D                        A
cause that's what others see

D                 A               D             A
and movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream

D                A
they only sicken me

D                 A
don't let me play football

D                A         D                        A
i'll sack the quarterback attack the brother of the ball

A       D
I'm a troublemaker

A        D
never been a faker

A            D             A             D
doin things my own way and never giving up

A              D
i'm a troublemaker

A              D
not a doubletaker

A               D            A                  D
i don't have the patience to keep it on the earth

A       D        A
I picked up a guitar

D                 A
what does this signify

D                    A          D                A
i'm gonna play some heavy metal wishing you will die

D                   A
you wanted arts and crafts

D                         A
how's this for arts and crafts

G                                   A
nananananananananananananana that's right

D                 A
i'm growin out my hair

D               A
i'm movin up to cherokee

D               A            D            A 
i'm gonna be a rockstar and you are gonna bear with me

D                   A
cause i can work a job

D              A
like any other slob

D              A           D               A
punchin in and punchin out exactly worth a job

D          A
marrying a girl

D            A
having seven kids

D            A             D                A
givin up and goin home and hopin there's a God.

A
I'm gonna be a star

                   E                           A
to get a glimpse of me and see where i am goin next

D                A
and studyin my moves

D              A
they try to understand

D            A          E                   A
why i am so unlike the singers in the other bands

D          A
i'm such a mystery

D             A
as anyone can see

A                        D                  A 
there isn't anybody else exactly quite like me

A                   D 
and when it's party time

A
like 1999

D              A
I'm a troublemaker

D              A
never been a faker

D                A                     D
doin things my own way and never giving up

A             D
i'm a troublemaker

D             A
not a doubletaker.

A                D                          A
i don't have the patience to keep it on the up.

D                A
I'm a troublemaker