Weezer – Lawn Chair (Guitar)

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Cool, kicking back in your lawn chair

    A7                  D
You summon Gabriel and Michael

       C#m
"Hey, guys, we should torture

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the humans, yes, why don't we do it

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For our entertainment 'cause

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Heaven is so dull?

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Too many grapes, too many harps

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Too many smiles, not enough weeping

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They'll suffer so that we can feel

 E          A
emotional release"

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Well, I'm gonna stand up and call you out

         E7
You're a punk-ass, oh my god,

         A
there is no doubt

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Unsatisfied with rain, you made tears

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And threw out your baby

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expecting we'd praise ye

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And worship your name in a song

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Now she’s choking back the tears

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(please tell us why)

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Now she’s gasping for her breath

                A
(please tell us why)

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‘Cause she didn’t ever hurt no one