Ween – Piss Up A Rope (Guitar)

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My dinner's on fire while she watches TV

    C
And if you ever wondered what it's like to be me

    G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes

D
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks

    G
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can

          C
She's got time for the dog and none for her man

    G               D
And I'm no dope but I can't cope

   D                        G 
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

        G
You can piss up a rope

            C
And you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'

G
Pack yer bag I don't need the ag

        D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'

    G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

           C
Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

G             D                  G
  And I can't cope - a piss up a rope

        G
You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble

        C
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle

        G
For the last six months I've been packin' your bag

        D
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag

        G
'Til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk

    C
I'm sick of yer mouth and yer two percent milk

    G                    D
And I'm no dope but I've lost all hope

   D                        G 
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

        G
You can piss up a rope

            C
And you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'

G
Pack yer bag I don't need the ag

        D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'

    G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

           C
Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

G             D                  G
  And I can't cope - a piss up a rope

        G
You can piss up a rope

            C
And you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'

G
Pack yer bag I don't need the ag

        D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'

    G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

           C
Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

G             D                  G
  And I can't cope - a piss up a rope

        G
You can piss... up a rope!

            C
And you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'

G
Pack yer bag I don't need the ag

        D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'

    G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

           C
Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

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  And I can't cope - a piss up a rope