Ween – Mononucleosis (Guitar)

         C             F
When you came into the Pod

            C                  G
You told me that something was wrong

                F              C
Said you wasn't having no more fun

        F                C
And you want to lick the sun

             F          C
Couldn't say it was any fun

   Bb      G
Oh duuuuuuuuude

C                 F
Now you're on the couch

               C                 G
You can't even move your fucking head

                 F            C
Tell me that you wish you was dead

               F                  C
Dude, I really don't wish you was dead

            F                    C
Better stay in your sweaty mucus bed

   Bb      G
Oh duuuuuuuuude

C            F
Can't have a smoke

             C            G
Can't even enjoy a little brew

                   F           C
What the hell's my buggy gonna do?

           F                     C
Can't even pet the horses in the zoo

            F                C
Little Miss Mandee's in this too

   Bb      G
Oh duuuuuuuuude