Ween – Mister Would You Please Help My Pony (Guitar)

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Chords

[Major 9th chords]
e|----------------------------------------|
B|-7-----5-----9--------------------------|
G|-8-----6-----10-------------------------|
D|-6-----4-----8--------------------------|
A|-7-----5-----9--------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
Emaj9 Dmaj9 F#maj9 [Intro Riff]
e|----------------------------------------|
B|-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
G|-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4--------7----7-9-7--------------|
A|-2-2-2-2----7-9---9--------9-7-9-7------|
E|-----------------------------------9-7--|
[Verse 1]
Emaj9                            D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?

     Dmaj9                 C#m
He's over there behind the tree

     A                          G#m
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
(w/intro riff) I think it's his lung [Verse 2]
Emaj9                            D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?

     Dmaj9                    C#m
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves

     A                            G#m
He's cryin' like a baby would you help him?
(w/intro riff) I think it's his lung [Verse 3]
Emaj9                            D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?

     Dmaj9                   C#m
He's down - He ain't gettin' up

   A                      G#m
He coughed up snot on the driveway
(w/intro riff) And I think his lung's fucked up [Bridge]
F#m   E   F#m   E   F#m
Pon - y,  pon - y,  pony
D C#m A C# D F#m B D C#m A C# D F#m B [Solo] Emaj9 D#m Dmaj9 C#m A G#m B Emaj9 D#m Dmaj9 C#m A G#m B B B C C# [Verse 4]
F#maj9                            E#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?

     Emaj9                 D#m
He's over there lookin' at me

   B                        A#m
He can't talk because he's a pony

C#
I think it's his lung
(Repeat verse one; end abruptly on lung)