Waterparks – If Lyrics Were Confidential (Guitar)

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[Chorus]
   Eb          D
If lyrics were confidential

Gm            F
Thoughts go inconsequential

Eb           D            Gm         Bb    D
All that you hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"

     Eb          D                Gm
I'll burn, burn every bridge you jump from

        F               Eb
There's nowhere you can run from

    D              Gm            Bb
The things I gotta say (Na-na-na-na)
Nah, fuck it [Verse 1]
Eb        D                    Gm            F                Eb
   I hate fifty percent of our fans, and the other half understands

           D
And to the ones who don't:

    Gm                          G                         Eb
Go cry and choke on both of my middle finger ringed-up hands

              D                Gm                     F             Eb
God forbid my mom wakes up and reads half the crazy bullshit on her feed (Oh God)

              D
She's calling up like, "What you done?"

             Gm                     G
'Cause some lying fuck said that I knocked 'em up

Eb                    D
Gross, like I'd ever fuck you (Fuck you)

   Gm                                   N.C.
In case you didn't hear that, take two: Fuck you

Eb                        D
Waiting by my car in the parking lot

          Gm                          F
Now I'm a bit of a restraining order juggernaut

        Eb           D
It cost 25k but the creeps don't stop

            Gm                         F
There's no peace in the three hundred feet I bought (Shut up)
N.C. (Shh) My girl feels like a side chick (Shh) N.C. 'Cause we gotta keep it private (Shh) N.C. Hate to treat her like a sidekick N.C. And hate being right like I'm psychic
   Eb                 D
No pics of us, got me sick because

       Gm                         F
Those grimy little fucks make it dangerous 'cause

     Eb                      D
You shouldn't know where she lives or works

       Gm                    F                   Eb    D         Gm  F
Wanna tell you to die but I can't say that in a verse, yeah, yeah, right?
[Chorus]
   Eb          D
If lyrics were confidential

Gm            F
Thoughts go inconsequential

Eb           D            Gm         Bb    D
All that you hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"

     Eb          D                Gm
I'll burn, burn every bridge you jump from

        F               Eb
There's nowhere you can run from

    D              Gm            Bb
The things I gotta say (Na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
[Verse 2]
Eb                   D
One label said that "Things'll go great

       Gm                   F
If you don't talk back and don't put on weight"

          Eb                        D
"You're a little too niche for the radio

           Gm                    G
But you'd probably drive Tiktok crazy though"
N.C. "Ay, wait a minute (I've got it) N.C. Timothée Chalamet..." N.C. What? N.C. "Timothée Chalamet, do you know him?" N.C. No, why would I know him? "Ahh" "(Loser)" N.C. "Would really help if you knew Tim N.C. It'd probably get you some spins
              Eb
Speaking of which:

                  D
What if you were sponsored by alcohol?"

Gm                                F
   I've never had a drink— "That doesn't matter at all!"

Eb                         D
   "Just take a little sip, (Come on), we can edit it

Gm                       G                      Eb     D
   And we'll get you a fraction a penny a click" (Woo!)

      Gm                     F          Eb      D
"It's almost a penny a click, isn't that sick?" "(So rich)"
N.C. But I'd never tell y'all that shit (No, wait) [Chorus]
   Eb          D
If lyrics were confidential

Gm            F
Thoughts go inconsequential

Eb           D            Gm         Bb    D
All that you hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"

     Eb          D                Gm
I'll burn, burn every bridge you jump from

        F               Eb
There's nowhere you can run from

    D              Gm            Bb    D
The things I gotta say (Na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
[Outro]
Eb      D                  Gm             F
   Okay, let's see, verse 3, what do we got?

   Eb                             D                     Gm                           Bb     D
Oh, okay we could talk about when **** called me on the phone and said he was gonna fucking kill me

Eb         D                 Gm             F
Wait, did you just bleep ****, but not fuck?

    Eb                                         D
That doesn't even make sense, don't bleep me on my song

Gm                                Bb
Oh, we're fading out, okay, good
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