Voltaire – When Youre Evil (Ukulele)

Transcribed by Innominate

    Dm      Gm       Bb      A    
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B|---6---|---3---|---3---|---5---|
G|---7---|---3---|---3---|---7---|
D|---7---|---5---|---3---|---7---|
A|---5---|---5---|---1---|---7---|
E|---5---|---3---|---1---|---5---|

Intro

         Dm    
When the Devil is too busy

And Death's a bit too much

     Gm
They call on me by name you see,

For my special touch.

       Dm
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune

To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize

    Gm
But call me by any name

A  
Any way it's all the same

Verse 1

        Dm   
I'm the fly in your soup

I'm the pebble in your shoe

        Gm
I'm the pea beneath your bed

I'm a bump on every head

        Dm
I'm the peel on which you slip

I'm a pin in every hip

        Gm
I'm the thorn in your side

Makes you wriggle and writhe Chorus

Bb                            Dm 
 And it's so easy when you're evil

Bb
 This is the life you see

    Dm
The Devil tips his hat to me

Bb                       Dm
 I do it all because I'm evil

      A
And I do it all for free             Dm  

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need Verse 2 While there's children to make sad While there's candy to be had while there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs I'll be there I'll be waiting round the corner It's a game I'm glad I'm in it Cause there's one born every minute Chorus And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need I pledge my allegiance to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told Lord Beelzebub Has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job but does it happily Verse 3 I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monsters they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back An extra turn upon the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain a sudden start Chorus 2 And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need Outro

Gm                       Dm
 It gets so lonely being evil

         A
What I'd do to see a smile

Even for a little while

Gm                               Dm
And no one loves you when you're evil

    A
I'm lying though my teeth        Dm

Your tears are all the company I need Signed with Projekt Records http://www.voltaire.net/