Voltaire – The Vampire Club (Ukulele)

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this is how i play it. it sounds good on my guitar. no guarentees you'rs will too. but i stayed up all night watching crappy quality videos of his live performances to learn it, so give me props for at least THAT.

Intro:
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Oh, the moon was full

And the color of blood The night the pirates came To the Vampire Club

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Their leader was tall and snide and slim

     F
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan

Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school And he did something that was Most uncool, he said,

         G
"Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?"

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His name's Bernie Weinstein

And he's in the 8th grade!"

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     Fangs were flying, capes were torn

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Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned

                          F
Number one rule in this game:

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Never call one by his real name

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Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed

By pointy boots in a rush

     F
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,

"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."

  F
Missi lost a fang in the ladies room

And we all laughed and called her "Snaggletooth!"

     G
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane

          F
And he flushed his contacts down the drain

There was so much angst after the fight Vlad and Akasha broke up that night

             G
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo

      F
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!

INSTRUMENTAL- C--G--C--G--C--D--

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Well, its hard to believe but we're still around

And when we hang out it's allways upside down

  G
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,

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"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"

A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site We'd do anything to avoid a fight

             G
But if you really want to see some gore and blood

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Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club