Voltaire – Stuck With You (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
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You're a slob, it's such a bore,

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Your underwear strewn on the floor.

D
And you're a packrat, most extreme,

D                    G
Our house is full of magazines.

G
The toilet's broke, and yet I bet,

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His majesty ain't fixed it yet.

D
You're one to talk, sleepyhead,

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And get your fat ass out of bed.
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,

C                           G
We said our vows before the pews.

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"Not until death may we part"

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So until then I'm stuck with you.
[Verse 2]
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You swore that you'd be true to me,

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But gave me infidelity.

D
Why should I give a tinker's cuss?

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She was your sister, what's the fuss?

G
Well then, let's propose a truce.

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What's good for gander is good for goose.

D
Hey now that's different, you took to bed,

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My favorite dog and all my friends!
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,

C                           G
We said our vows before the pews.

G                       D
"Not until death may we part"

D
This is my curse, I said "I do."

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Better or worse I'm stuck with you.
[Verse 3]
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You poked my eye, I wear a patch.

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I should've given you one to match.

D
Did you forget, you forgot me back?

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You chopped my thumb off with an axe.

G
You drowned my kittens one by one.

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You looked like you were having fun.

D
You stabbed my mother, in the chest

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With a Korean bayonet!
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,

C                           G
We said our vows before the pews.

G                       D
"Not until death may we part"

D
This is my curse, I said "I do."

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Lest you die first I'm stuck with you.
[Verse 4]
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And now I lie here in the grave.

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I pray to god my soul to save.

D
And in the darkness of the tomb,

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I'm glad I'm lying next to you.

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And as I lay here 6 feet down

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My body buried under ground.

D
In this dank, and dreary cold,

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I'm just glad I'm not alone.
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,

C                           G
We said our vows before the pews.

G                       D
"Not until death may we part"

D
I'm not sad I said, "I do."

D                                G
I'm just glad I was stuck with you.