Voltaire – Happy Birthday My Olde Friend (Guitar)
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[INTRO](repeat)
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Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!
[INTRO]
Dm A7 [tab] Dm It seems this horror show will never end A7 Any moment's your last breath Dm Here is to another day closer to death Dm The cake is on the table, And it is awfully bright Gm 'Cause there's so many candles on top Dm But you are so decrepit, Your chest so tight A7 Dm When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain Each time you feel a pain
Gm Though you have arthritis and gout Dm 'Cause when you start kvetching All your teeth fall out A7 A7 A7 A7 So have another cigarette, Have another beer, A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord) Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!) Dm A7 Happy Birthday my olde friend Dm It seems this horror show will never end A7 Any moment's your last breath Dm Here is to another day closer to death Dm Your skin is so worn out and old A7 All over your body it's sagging Dm Especially loose is your old caboose, A7 A7 Dm You're dragging it behind you in a wagon. Dm Well, you're an alcoholic And you're blind and deaf A7 And you have Alzheimer's I bet. Dm You're too old to remember, But you're too drunk to forget. A7 A7 A7 A7 So have another cigarette, Have another beer, A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord) Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!) Dm A7 Happy Birthday my olde friend Dm It seems this horror show will never end A7 Any moment's your last breath Dm Here is to another day closer to death C Dm You're so old you smell like dust, C Dm And now your bones begin to rust. C Dm See that face, it's full of wrinkles. A7 A7 A7 A7 So have another cigarette, Have another beer, A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord) Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!) Dm A7 Happy Birthday my olde friend Dm It seems this horror show will never end A7 Any moment's your last breath Dm Here is to another day closer to death Dm A7 Happy Birthday my olde friend Dm It seems this horror show will never end A7 Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer...
Gm A7 A7 Dm to your sweet death
(strum to end)
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