Voltaire – Future Ex Girlfriend (Guitar)

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Artist: Voltaire Song: Future Ex Girlfriend Album: Boo Hoo (2002)
D    A          G
 Saw you on the street

D   A      G
 We had to meet

D  A                G
 I thought I should greet you

D            A               G
 In just one week I would delete you
D A G D A G
D      A        G                         D          A
 People say the stupidest things on their first date

                  G
Like "What's your real name?"

D        A         G                  D         A
 They reveal their ignorance but you adore them

              G
So you just ignore them

D      A       G
 Then came you raising the bar

    D        A          G
Oh, you, you won't be undone

  D               A         G
I looked into your eyes and much to my surprise, I

A
Saw there was nothing in there

     G
'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air

D     A       G                D
There goes my future ex girlfriend

         A          G
She's as sweet as a rose

         D
Yes, she is

   A         G                D
She has such beautiful lips now

   A              G
If only they were closed

A                 G        A
 I love how you adore me, oh

                  G
But honey how you bore me

A                    G
 Your life's such a wreck

                      A
And I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
   G                                  D
It took me just one week to despise you
D A G D A G
A                               G       A
 And I don't care that you're a model, no

                              G
'Cos let me say it's clear to tell

                           A
That your brain is shot to Hell

                                 G
And no one cares that you love Keanu

A                             G
 Oh, what's the difference anyway

                          A
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
    G
But let's face it he's too hot to be straight

D     A       G                D
There goes my future ex girlfriend

     A             G
That girl's such a prize

         D
Yes, she is

   A          G                        D
She'll be the Queen of the world for a day

   A          G
Or less in my eyes
D A G D A G
   D                A
Perhaps I'll wear a suit

     G              D
When I give you the boot, oh

                  A
I hate to seem so superficial

  G                              D
I just think i'll look more official

D     A       G                D
There goes my future ex girlfriend

         A          G
She's as sweet as a rose

         D
Yes, she is

   A         G                D
She has such beautiful lips now

   A              G
If only they were closed

D     A       G                D
There goes my future ex girlfriend

     A             G
That girl's such a prize

         D
Yes, she is

   A          G                        D
She'll be the Queen of the world for a day

   A          G
Or less in my eyes
D A G D A G End on D