Voltaire – Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs (Guitar)

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My Granny while on her death bed

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she turned and said to me

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well i tried to teach you right

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but somewhere i went wrong

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Cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs

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When 6 pallbearers put her down

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and lay her body in the ground

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my eyes were wet 

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the pastor said "son, here you are,

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wont you please take this guitar, 

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sing dear departed granny one last song."

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And I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS

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hell you know thats how i get along

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The world is full of tragedy

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so how can it be wrong?

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Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.

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Well I was shopping at hot topic

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and I was walking out the door

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when two dumb jocks came up to me 

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they said "Hey fag, it aint halloween"

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and they kicked my lipstick to the floor

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and i sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS

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well you know thats how i get along

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The world is full of IDIOTS so how can it be wrong?

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Singing your Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs

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Well I went down to church on sunday

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I sat upfront in a Pew

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The Priest said "Jesus and Mary too! Son, what the devil's got into you? 

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Get up and sing a hymn or two!"

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So I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS

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Yeah You know thats how i get along!

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The world's full of Hypocrisy so how can it be wrong?

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Singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.

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I was invited to the white house

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The president pulled me aside

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He said "Son sing us a song of peace for those, 

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Evil do-ers in the middle east!"

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I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme!

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I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS

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Hell you know thats how i get along

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The world is Full of 'W'

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So how can it be wrong?

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Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs

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Well then I died and went to hell

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I could tell right away by the awful smell

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That this was clearly not the pearly gates

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The devil said "Come here young man, 

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My wife and I are your biggest fans"

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So naturally i felt i had it made

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well then he reached into an iron chest

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and he picked the tool, that he felt was best

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and then he jabbed me in the schlong

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with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs!

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He turned to me and winked and sang this song

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He sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS

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Yeah I know thats how you got along

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I find your song Hilarious!

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But now your soul's precarious!

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Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs

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Hell you know thats how we get along

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The world is full of Sinners

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so how can it be wrong?