Voltaire – Brains (Ukulele)

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Dm
Well hello there little boy.Now don't be shy.

A7
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.

Dm
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.

Gm                                    A7
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Dm
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place

A7
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space

Dm
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained

Gm                       A7
So why don't you be a pal...And bring me some brains

Dm
Go down to your neighbor's place

A7
See the dull expression on his face

Dm
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me

Gm                               A7
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!

Dm
Go down to Mr. McGee's

A7
He hasn't had a thought since '43.

Dm
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.

Gm                       A7
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Dm
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,

A7
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.

Dm
Sure they might think it's deranged

Gm
But they won't give it a thought

A7
After I've eaten they're brain.

Dm
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.

A7
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,

Dm
And if at first they thinks it's strange,

Gm
They won't think twice

A7
If they don't have a brain!