Vampire Weekend – The Kids Dont Stand A Chance (Guitar)

C           Dm     F
A devastating backstroke

F       G        C
All the way from France

C           Dm    F
With shiny, shiny cufflinks

F          G       C
A shirtsleeve to enhance

C               Dm      F
The pin-striped men of morning

F          G          C
Are coming forward to dance

C         Dm           F
With pure Egyptian Cotton

F         G          C
The kids don't stand a chance

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C      Dm         F
You criticize the practice

F        G         C
By murdering their plants

C        Dm      F
Ignoring all the history

F       G    C
Denying them romance

C               Dm     F
The pin-striped men of morning

F          G          C
Are coming forward to dance

C       Dm    F
Forty-million dollars

F        G           C
The kids don't stand a chance

[Solo]
(Not sure about how to play anything past the solo, but it roughly is based on the previous solo)
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C        Dm       F
I didn't like the business

F          G          C
But that was at first glance

C           Dm       F
Your pillow feels so soft now

F            G     C
But still you must advance

C               Dm     F
The pin-striped men of morning

F            G      C
The partners in the dance

C           Dm      F
The paper's shot to pieces

F           G        C
The kids don't stand a chance