Vampire Weekend – Oxford Comma (Ukulele)

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G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

D7                              G
I've seen those English dramas too

        Am
They're cruel

G
So if there's any other way

D7
To spell the word

               G        Am
It's fine with me, with me

C                      D
Why would you speak to me that way

G                 Am
Especially when I always said that I

C               D
Haven't got the words for you

G                Am
All your diction dripping with disdain

C
Through the pain

  D               G
I always tell the truth

G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

D7                      G
I climbed to Dharamsala too

Am
I did

G
I met the highest lama

D7
His accent sounded fine

   G      Am
to me, to me

C
Check your handbook

D
It's no trick

G
Take the chapstick

Am
Put it on your lips

C
Crack a smile

D
Adjust my tie

G                    Am
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?

C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?

G                 Am      
First the window, then it's to the wall

C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
[Solo] G D7 G Am G D7 G Am C D G Am C D G Am
C
Check your passport

D
It's no trick

G
Take the chapstick

Am
Put it on your lips

C
Crack a smile

D
Adjust my tie

G                 Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys

C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?

C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?

G                 Am
First the window, then it's through the wall

C                  D
Why would you tape my conversations?

G
Show your paintings

Am
At the United Nations

C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth