Uncle Kracker – No Time To Be Sober (Guitar)
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
NC
Oh, what day is it? Man...
[intro]
D Bm G D Bm G
[VERSE 1]
D Bm I'm at my local Winn-Dixie G D Feelin' kinda risky D Bm G 'Cause I forgot my surgical mask D Bm And it seems the town is with me G D 'Cause, man, the looks are shifty Bm G I get from every person I pass (yup, sorry) D G I'm just here to stock up on spirits A And get a few things for my home G So please can someone tell me A Why all the toilet paper's gone?
[chorus]
D Bm G D This ain't no time to be sober D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober D There's a time and a place Bm To hide your face G D And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah D Bm G Yeah, this ain't no time to be sober
[verse 2]
D Bm I've had my fill of Zoom meetings G D Emotional eatings D Bm G Since five o' clock arrivin' round noon (it's stone time) D Bm And I swear this paranoia G D Man, it can destroy ya D Bm G Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through D I'm like six feet from my sanity A Just tryin' to get back G And figure out why Carole Baskin A Fed her husband to that cat (oh, man)
[chorus]
D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober D There's a time and a place Bm To hide your face G D And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober
[solo]
D Bm G D Bm A
[bridge]
D G A I used to crack a beer and throw on the CMT G A But now I'm sippin' vodka with the CDC, and
[chorus]
A D This ain't no time to be sober D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober D There's a time and a place Bm To hide your face G D And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober
[outro]
D Bm I do believe we should share cheer G D But I'll do mine from over here, and D Bm G This ain't no time to be sober D Bm G D I can't wait till it's over